You know what we hate? Norwegian-Americans.

They’re so goddamn smug! I mean, look at them– those contemptuous, supercilious eyes– that impossibly pale complexion…

Why don’t they go back to Norwegia where they belong!

Praise Be To Thee, Dylan Ratigan, For Thou Shall Leadest The Way

Welcome to the Dylan Ratigan Movement!

Have you ever wondered if there was one place to go for the most off-the-wall, batshit insane ideas in America today?

You’ve found it!– Welcome to the Dylan Ratigan Movement!

See our man in action:

(Seeking contributors. Email ratiganfan@gmail.com.)

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